I can just see it:
Mary Kate: "I ate a whole pea last night. Now I have to spend 3 more hours at the gym."
Ashley: "You fattty fat fat, you! See, kids, this is what happens when you binge eat! You start to pack on the pounds like my chubby sister, Mary Kate! Remember, pace yourself throughout the day. Small portions! It's all about portion control!"
Mary Kate: "My sister is right. Now I won't be able to fit into my size 00000000 jeans. Eating every day is not healthy!"
Ashley: "Remember the 4 food groups: gum, pen caps, straws, and ice cubes. But make sure the gum is sugarless, and limit yourself to a half a piece a week."
Mary Kate: "If your parents force you to eat all your vegetables, kill them. They're only trying to make you fat so you live a miserable life filled with self-loathing."
Ashley: "If you can stand sideways and see yourself, you're too fat. Kill anyone who can see you."
Mary Kate: "Remember, kids, if you cannot be blown away by a gust of wind on a warm summer's day, you're too fat. Kill everyone."
(What's next? A music video starring Paris Hilton?? Too late...)
posted by Joanne @ 10:32 AM
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