Sunday, January 11, 2009

Zach - the Birth Story

Dec 30, 2008
2:04pm
8 lbs 6 oz
21.5 inches

We arrived at the hospital around 11 a.m. and headed to Labor & Delivery. I was led to the recovery room, told to take off all my clothes except my socks, and directed to put on one of those lovely and fashionable hospital nighties (that sexy lingerie).

A nurse – Julie (who monitored me a few times in L&D earlier in the pregnancy) , hooked me up on the ever popular monitors – so by noon, I was lying in bed, ready to go.

So there I lay, listening to Baby Z bump and be bop around in side me while Dale studied his scrubs. He looked so handsome in them, like a hotty doctor from ER (yes , I’m biased, but my whole family, well, the females, always comment on how handsome Dale is. Although he’s 45, he looks very young, and sexy as a doctor - even one of his sister's said the same - heh heh).

We took a few pictures (won’t post mine, I look like a real goof, especiallly with the hair covering on my head. Me without hair is a step below me with hair - a rather huge step).

So time passes, and I really have to pee. In comes the nurse to unhook me so I can go attend to nature's calling. Then right back to the monitors. Time passes. I have to pee again. So Dale and I unhook me, not thinking that we’re setting off some kind of alarm at the nurses' station (they get alerted if something changes in the heart beat). In comes another nurse, to see what happened. I’m all, "Sorry! Had to pee!" In addition, I kept moving my legs and knees so it would knock out the monitor a bit, and in would come Julie, laughing, because she knew it was me being fidgety vs. something not being right on the monitors. How can I help it??!! I'm moments away from meeting this little guy!

So it’s 12:45…15 minutes until show time, when Julie walks in and says, "we have more time. Dr. R just went to delivery another baby."

Huh?? But…but….I’m on for 1pm! I’m all psyched up to have this baby! I can’t stop peeing! How dare another woman decide to go into labor right before my big show! What if it takes her hours to push??

Dale summed it up best: "What can you do."

So again – I have to pee. Another nurse unhooks me – and off I go.

I call my mom to tell her to pass the word to the family because we’re behind schedule.
Meanwhile, one of my sister-in-laws came up around noon to be there with us – but she’s not allowed in the recovery room. However, at one point, after Zach was born, she walked in with Dale to see me – only to get "disciplined" by the same nurse and ushered out quickly :-D My SIL acted like no one told her, so Julie was all, "I KNOW I told her! It’s like a slap in my face! She didn’t even listen to me!"

Dale and I got a chuckle out of that, although we understood why you can’t have just anyone walking in. There are other patients in the room as well (at least, there was one at the time when I was there). However, to be fair to my SIL, another nurse told her it should be ok if she went to see me.

Finally, at 1:30, I’m up. Nerves nervling…juices flowing….brain and heart pumping – SHOW TIME!

I’m wheeled into the operating room. Dale cannot come in while they give me my spinal. The room was very … well… operating roomish. I get up on a small table, and we have to wait for the anesthesiologist and a few other team members to arrive. So we wait. And wait.
Nerves start building again. About 10-15 minutes passes, when lo and behold, we have us a spinal guy!

The spinal felt odd … it didn’t really hurt… just was a tad uncomfortable. I felt a burning/stinging for a brief second … then pressure on a small part of my spine. They then laid me onto my back, and Dr Spinal asked if my legs felt tingly.

Yep … and warm. Good. That’s good.

He pokes me with a tiny pin on my chest – can you feel that? Yes. Good.

Then he pokes my abdomen. Can you feel that? No. Good.

Meanwhile, oxygen is put into my nose through a tiny tube, a huge blue sheet is lifted to separate my line of vision from my abdomen, and my arms are laid out on either side of me so I look like the letter T.

In comes my doctor …all smiling and happy … says hello … and on tape, he says, "This is Dr R. I am doing a caesarian section on Joanne. Is that correct, Joanne?"

Yes – you are absolutely right.

"Let’s start the incision."

"Wait! My husband’s not here!"

The nurse had already gone to get him … the doc told me not to worry …they would not let him see the start of the cutting, and before I know it, Dale is by my head, rubbing my arm and holding my hand.

I tell him how bizarre I feel because I can’t feel my legs … yet I’m wide awake.

On the other side of the sheet, the doc and his team are having a conversation … about life … as if they are socializing at a dinner! I’m thinking, how can he cut and talk? I’d need to concentrate! I guess years of practice! But even with years of practice... I mean, the guy is multi-tasking with my uterus and his staff.

Every so often, he’d say "time out" –… then they’d pause … then continue. I'd feel a tugging and pulling - but no pain.

Before I knew it …within 15 minutes … I hear Zachary’s beautiful cry! The staff tell Dale to stand up – and I hear him say, "Oh my God!" And he starts to cry … so I start to cry!

A member of the staff grabs Dale and takes him to see the baby.

Dale cuts the umbilical cord as I turn my head to try to see everything. All I can see are green scrubs everywhere. But I can still hear Zachary's beautiful and hearty cry.

Meanwhile, the doctor is busy stitching me up, now multi-tasking with staples, my skin, and his staff.

Dale comes back over to me, and one of the nurses hands him our son to hold. What an amazing sight! Dale places Zachary by my face so I can see him as the staff take our camera and start snapping all kinds of photos.

Then it’s time for Zachary to get weighed and measured, so they take him to the nursery. Dale asks if I want him to stay with me. I tell him, "Go with our baby."

It only takes about another 15 to 20 minutes to stitch me up, and before I know it, I’m back in recovery. I got a tiny bit sick (tossed my cookies just a tad) from the drugs in the spinal… but other than that, I’m fine.

A nurse comes in and wipes me down (boy was I sweating!). Turns out, this nurse used to work out at Bally’s near us. We recognize each other. She’s very pretty, so later I tell Dale he missed my sponge bath from the former Bally’s hotty :-D His comment: "Oh man. I missed all the fun!"

About 45 minutes later, Zachary is in my arms, and we’re bb-feeding for the first time. I’m new to this, so I need help, but he latches on and shakes his head like a tiny puppy shaking a rag in his mouth. Adorable!

Eventually, I’m in my room … hooked up to my IV and other tubing (talk about feeling like a science project) … and the rest, as they say, is history.

Everyone’s advice for a c-section was great … TAKE THE PAIN MEDS! I did – and often – and while it did hurt to laugh (Dale, of course, kept making me laugh), and cough. etc., I healed fairly quickly and was walking around by the 3rd day (another great piece of advice – walk when they tell you to walk!).

Even though Zach lost weight in the hospital (10% of his body weight...which led to us supplementing him with formula in addition to bb-feeding), Zach now weighs 8lbs 3oz… and to quote the nurse who visited us yesterday in our home, "He’s perfect! Absolutely perfect!"

I have to agree :)

6 Comments:

At 9:32 AM, Anonymous ~Heidi W. said...

Jo and Dale,
MANY Congrats, I am so happy for you both! I heard about and saw the pic of Zach at Lotusphere (via Chris). Enjoy him, boys are wonderful!
~Heidi

 
At 9:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://www.kamagrashop.pl]viagra[/url], confirm my site. If you are interested in beau, perceive [url=http://www.4uescort.de]huren[/url] or [url=http://www.escort4u.pl]ogloszenia towarzyskie[/url]

 
At 1:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aaron Rodgers Jersey axiotakix
Doug Martin Jersey axiotakix
Frank Gore Kids Jersey axiotakix
http://www.authenticnikegiantsjersey.com

 
At 2:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

[b][url=http://www.besthandbagstore.co.uk/]www.besthandbagstore.co.uk[/url][/b] Generally we've seen female carried other style of shoulder bags like black leather handbag and brown hobo bags. No matter if you might have an easy point and shoot digital camera or DSLR digicam along with a 50 percent dozen lenses, you are possibly investigating digicam bags to guard your equipment. I had been just browsing about the catalogue on the official site of Gucci, desperately hunting for one thing significantly less puking as common.

[b][url=http://www.louisvuittonsalesstoreus.com/]www.louisvuittonsalesstoreus.com[/url][/b] It can be an extremely important and critically crucial hearing in your case. I don't believe good enough lawyers just take it serious adequate offered the very fact that your end result within a pendente lite hearing can quite often identify how you negotiate and settle a circumstance. So, in our business, we believe that you require a court reporter to you personally every time you've got a pendente lite listening to, and the court reporter will then just take down any testimony that occurs during the hearing..

[b][url=http://www.besthandbagstore.co.uk/]louis vuitton uk[/url][/b] Nonetheless the dependable louis vuitton designer purse additionally the knockoff louis vuitton tote assortment has constantly manufactured obtainable complete selection, Louis Vuitton is creating unique made-to-obtain Louis Vuitton components supplied that 1854. If, your not completely ready to pay for out Usd sac a principal louis vuitton800 on the significant louis Vitton bag, you could very easily to acquire a some Louis phony vuitton wallet or inexpensive louis vuitton walletThe bottom line is, when there are numerous issues that are favorable to the specific brand and are exhibiting the solution when you over the remainder, it would not be an awful to utilize the a more in-depth inspection for the attempts with our pretty possess sight. If push will come to hide, I know the trainers from Louis Vuitton would rating excess of what is actually still left and be certain to help keep their piece as being the ideal within the flooring buisingess..

[b][url=http://www.luxuryhandbagsalesshop.com/]louis vuitton official website[/url][/b] you unquestionably fed up of the scenario that you've got been keeping for various ages generally because it louis vuitton 2012 is from trend? Do you need to get lv hongkong a unique one particular? Personalized distinctive baggage Louis Vuitton Speedycould be a solution on your hassle because they might be a significant accessory which were used to the apparel. Look for critiques to determine regardless of whether or not the purse in enjoy by using a store are genuine louis vuitton electrical outlet authentic. A few months louis vuitton on the net a long time later on, Balenciaga is famous for its founding fathers important details of layout-Ghesquire's organized to obtain on options even now provide,.

[b][url=http://www.hotsalelouisvuittonstore.co.uk/]louis vuitton uk[/url][/b] Now, what are my causes? To get started on with, once i to start with heard about how the leaders just take benefit from their teams, I had been appalled. To place it bluntly, the leaders on the main teams of Amway nickel and dime each person inside their downline. You will discover pretty much mandatory textbooks and motivational CDs to generally be acquired a costly websites to keep up.

 
At 4:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://casodex-bicalutamide.webs.com/]comprare Bicalutamide
[/url] acheter Bicalutamide
Biprosta
Bicamylan

 
At 11:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://longchampsoldesk.deviantart.com/journal/]sac longchamp[/url] We all purchase scratch off lottery tickets in the same value amount. We then throw them into a cute Designer Women Mulberry Euston Leather Tote Bag Black,factory outlet, directly sale, FREE SHIPPING. Save up 75% off ! holiday container and shuffle them around. You can actually purchase more than one. Third, you will likely need to undergo allergy testing to determine if, indeed, you have a mold allergy. There are over 100 types of mold species which humans can react to. This type of allergic testing requires you to have a skin patch test where the skin is scratched and a sample of the mold placed on the scratch.
[url=http://longchampsoldesa.tumblr.com/]sac longchamp[/url] Bell peppers are Mulberry bags UK sale outlet store will provide you best service and top quality Highly Appreciated Mulberry Women's Small Bayswater Satchel Brown Bag, 2013 new arrivals on sale save up to 60%. commonly used in recipes to add flavor, color and a healthy dose of antioxidants. They range in color from green, red and yellow to purple and are generally available year round in the supermarket but are freshest, cheapest and most abundant in August and September. Although they can be canned or dried, the best way to store bell peppers is to keep them in the freezer..
[url=http://maruta.be/longchampbagsd/]sac longchamp[/url] The womens ugg boots sale is one of our most iconic silhouettes. The Classic Short features genuine Twin face sheepskin and our signature woven label. All boots in our Classic Collection feature a soft foam insole covered with genuine sheepskin and have a light and flexible Ugg Boots Outlet for amazing Fabulous Mulberry Women's Standard Bayswater Leather Shoulder Black Bag online supply Save 50% and free shipping anywhere comfort with every step. But the cheering up theory does not work with Chanel. It is another shocking collection after his amazing paper-folded camellia collection in down 2009. Once again he has successfully applied the simple grey color and natural cotton linen fabric in handbag making.. There are so many options available in terms of hair accessories. For example, you can go into any store and find a variety of headbands, ponytail holders and hair bows. Your wardrobe should include several hair accessories..

 

Post a Comment

<< Home