Tuesday, September 19, 2006

You know you've been living too long with your dad when....

...you have a dream that your dad's shower is out in the backyard...and your in the shower....completely naked... in the backyard... right smack in front of the garden... and you run inside, only to bump into the short, chubby Elvis Presley lookalike who is representing your dad in your dream, and you try desperately to cover 5 feet of body with about 4-5 inches of hands...and Papa Elvis says, "It'sa ok. I'ma your daddy. I've-ah seen-ah you before."

I think Freud just rolled over in his grave...

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