Monday, June 19, 2006

In addition to getting laid off today from Miracle Ear (she had a feeling this was coming - business has been slow...they've been letting people go... and she was going to retire in September anyways), she got caught standing stark naked by a strange man in her apartment.

Ok - my mom is under five feet.... overweight... just to paint a quick visual. She was slated to get a new dishwasher in her apartment, but they never told her when.

So this morning, she wakes up and walks out of her bedroom - naked as a jay bird - only to find an African American man she's never seen before in her kitchen - installing this dish washer. She said the conversation went something like this:

She: "OH MY GOD!"
He: "OH M GOD!"
She: "OH MY GOD!"

All she saw were the whites of his eyes... and she fears she scarred him for life.

posted by Joanne @ 11:45 AM