Figs
Dad: I don't know wha' hoppened! My feegs - dey are so small.Me: Umm... your feegs? Should we be discussing this?
Dad: Last year... dey were so big! You shoulda SEEN the size of my feegs last year!
Me: I don't know if that woulda been such a good idea
Me: Mom... daddy's talking about the size of his figs!
Mom: Oh...yeh... daddy used to have such nice figs! Big ones!
Me: (click)
Dad: Da neighbors...dey all want my feegs. Dey MY feegs! I tell dem... dey no good this year! Dey small! I showed dem my feegs.
Me: Uh... do you really think you should be showing your figs around the neighborhood? I mean... you're only asking for trouble.
Dad: I feel bad for da old guy, Nick, across da street. He loves my figs. I wish I could do more for him dis year...
Me: Don't you think you've done enough?
Dad: Maybe next year dey be big again.
Me: We can only hope.
Dad: At least I got a big zucchini.
And parents wonder why their kids don't eat fruits and vegetables.
posted by Joanne @ 7:50 AM
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